Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Banner for Plan B

I was approached by Missus T to create a banner for her Fandom4TwiFanG submission, Plan B. It's a prequel/outtake to her story Accidentally in Lovewhich started out as an entry in Twilight of Craigslist One-Shot Contest. She has since then expanded it into a multi-chapter story posted over at FF.net. 


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Now, I present you an except from Missus T herself,




Plan B: Rating T

Summary: Lying to your mother is never a good idea. Lying about being engaged is crazy, so is the plan they came up so she wouldn't find out.  Edward (&Garrett) BROMANCE - Not slash.


(Tease)

“Let’s think about this.” Garrett scrubbed his hands over his face. “You need to meet a woman who’s willing to get engaged almost immediately...Bottom line, Edward?” He sipped his beer and sat it down hard on the coffee table.

I nodded. We were at the point where I had little choice between coming clean with my mother and, oh, I don’t know, killing myself before she cut off my nuts for lying to her.

“I think you might need to pay someone to be your fiancée.”

“What?” I sputtered, my beer spraying a little. “You mean, like a prostitute?”

“No, fuck, no. You’re not taking a prostitute home to your parent’s swanky beach house in the Hamptons. I think you’re gonna have to advertise.”

“And exactly where do I put up an ad asking some stranger to pretend to be engaged to me and meet my crazy family?”

“Um, Craigslist, dumbass. You can advertise for anything on there. Well, except for body parts. I think they learned from eBay that there has to be a no go policy on that shit.”

“Are you kidding me, this is your plan B? You can’t advertise on there for a woman. Don’t you remember the Craigslist killer? What kind of person answers a personal ad from Craigslist? What’s plan C, genius?”

“What kind of person answers a personal ad from Craigslist?” he mimicked as he put his beer on the coffee table and stood. “I don’t know, what a kind of douchebag tells his mother he’s bringing home a fiancée when he hasn’t been on a fucking date in six months? Oh wait, you do. Also, there is no plan C, this is all I can come up with.”

“You suck.”

“You would know,” he called over his shoulder as he headed down the hall towards my bathroom.






2 comments:

I'm so bad at logging in to these blogspot pages. (This is the 3rd time I've tried to post this) LOL

Anyway - thanks so much for your hard work on the banner for Plan B! I love it! I'm so glad that you had the idea to "step out of the scene." It worked perfectly! So glad we go to connect and make this work. Thanks for using your creativity to help with the TwiFanG compilation!

You're very welcome Missus_T, thanks for letting me be apart of it!

-Anna

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